Cotton Hammock & Wooden Bar

Don’t let the idyllic image fool you, hammock enjoyment does not rely on two perfectly spaced palm trees.

Nor does it depend on the presence of a drink in your hand, the sound of the waves crashing in the distance, the weather sitting at a perfect 22.3 degrees, and the gentlest of breezes to give you juuust the right amount of hammock sway.

Those all help, but they’re just a suggestion. Like the packaging on that heat-and-eat meal that says it’ll serve four people but you know you’ll finish it by yourself without breaking a sweat.

Really all you need is a couple of somewhat sturdy somewhat upright pole-like objects and you’re good to go.

And the hammock. Obviously.